Apparently Burton the Killer will "do anything it takes" to be shot by Police again in order to avoid prison.
Fucking great idea, Graeme.
He’s how it works. We sell tickets for 10 lucky punter to line up, load rifles and aim at you tied to a post near a suitable wall. You then take a blind fold because you are a coward and then hear the following words, Ready, Aim, Fire….after that, no more prison.
It works for me, it works for the country, we get to raise funds for the family of the guy you killed, and it works for you, no prison, a classic win,win, win situation.
Howz about it fella, you in?

As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.
They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.
He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.
Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.
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