You Useless sack of poo!!!

I know NCEA was supposed to be educational nirvana. It is also supposed to be a good honest opinion of your abilities for all and sundry.

However saying you a "useless sack of poo" is perhaps a little too refreshingly honest. But hey, I’ll go with called a spade a spade.

Another student got "Good one dick!!!" on his results paper.

Now just to assure you, I have not ever, nor will ever mark exam papers, my comments on the papers would be far worse than those.