Minister quits after drunken antics

No, not Ruth Dyson, or Dover Samuels, or even Winston Peters.

This is a headline that you will never see under this government.

A Government minister in Tonga has been forced to resign after being drunk and abusive in public.

Peauafi Haukinima quit as Agriculture Minister after he was evicted from a hotel in the country's capital, Nuku'alofa. He was later arrested and locked up for drunkenness, according to the Matangi Tonga website.

Funny how it never happens here huh!?