A New Disease discovered

It is very isolated at the moment and very selective. It seems to only affect ninth floor staffers and lickspittle bloggers but it is spreading the further Dear Leader falls behind in the polls.

It is called Key Derangement Syndrome, it manifests itself very much like BDS. It is very debilitating especially when the targets of KDS and BDS continually show the sufferers that they;

  1. Aren’t as stupid as the sufferers think they are.
  2. Keep out performing the sufferers chosen leader.
  3. Keep winning against all the vitriol.

Unfortunately for sufferers of Key Derangement Syndrome there really is no cure, but I’m tld that self mutilation may help.