Know your Weasel: Jordan "Evil Genius" Carter

In 2004 the absentee candidate for Hunua Jordan Carter took one of those dinky online personality tests. People in Hunua should take note of his results:

You are an SEDF–Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.
Your friends may find you remote and a hard nut to crack. Few of your peers know you very well–even those you have known a long time–because you have expert control of the face you put forth to the world. You prefer to observe, calculate, discern and decide. Your decisions are final, and your desire to be right is impenetrable.

You are not to be messed with. You may explode.

Carter admitted “frightening elements of accuracy” in the description. Given his record on hidden agendas and apparent calls for military action against a liberal democracy, these results seem very apt.