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1.”Why did I marry her? Why didn’t I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?”

2.”Holy crap, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its ‘Oversized Load’ sign.

3.Somewhere, there’s two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I’m stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

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