Better out than in with this weather

There is an old saying, “Better out than in with this weather” and it look like now there is evidence to suggest that farting and belching is indeed better for you that with-holding flatus.

A doctor in France is trying to get the cheese eating surrender monkeys to try a little farting. You see it appears that France has rather a high incidence of gastric illness and the doc believes it is because the Frenchies don’t like a good belch or fart to clear the passages.

I’m with the good doc, there is nothing better than a loud satisfying belch after a fine meal and fine wines, like wise often the best relief for a taut stomach after the same magnificaent meal a massive resounding leg cocking fart, the louder the better.

So what do reckong, to fart or not to fart?, that is the question.