I know the two who can solve this

A butch dyke was heaved from a restauarant in Greenwich Village after a bouncer – who believed she was a man – saw her in the ladies’ bathroom.

Might I suggest the H1 takes H2 on their way to some cushy job in the UN and go fix up this terrible affront to lesbo rights.

There is some urgency on this so can you please go…like….tonight.