I gotta git me one of those

Dwarf DrinksI have definitely got to get one of these fellas. A pub promotion involving a bare-chested and top-hatted dwarf walking the length of a bar pouring free booze down the throats of patrons has drawn protests from alcohol education campaigners.

Ohhh what sort of wowser would complain about free piss and someone waddling around serving it. I ask you, is there anything better than this?

I haven’t been able to ascertain whether or not he does laundry, cooks and irons as well as changes channels. If he does he’s hired.