Sex shop fire caused by burnt nuts

The nice guy from Newmarket will be chuckling that the State broadcaster are running this on their website with the headline ‘Sex shop fire caused by burnt nuts‘.

By all accounts the self-appointed Mayor of Newmarket Cameron Brewer could instantly sense media coverage when the fire department advised him that the Newmarket sex shop caught fire thanks to the neighbour’s nuts catching alight.

TVNZ headline about burnt nuts