Anarchist wins over Communist

As expected the anarchist Metiria Turei has beaten the communist Sue Bradford for the role of leader without a penis of the Greens.

The hard left is said to be aghast that Braford has missed out after bankrolling her bid. The whispers are that turei hasn’t delivered a single thing whilst in parliament and that Bradford delivered particularly on the anti-smacking bill that passe almost unanimously in parliament.

I predict ructions from within the Greens. Happy times.