Caption Contest: Pork Chop with Gok Wan

Pork Chop is a fatty

Ok here is a rare photo of Pork Chop (she must have fallen out with Noz) with Gok Wan.

In the unlikely event you are confused Pork Chop is the lump of lard on the right.

Can you believe she is putting about that she is checking in for brain tumour op at Christmas when we all know it is really for a stomach stapling and lipo?

Really she is saying that?

Anyway fill ya boots in the comments for a caption contest.

GW: So like, you know I wear black because it makes me look thin, what about you daaaaarhling?

OMG! I can’t believe I am sitting here talking with a chink Grace Jones while the buffet is disapearing before my eyes.

PC: I never heard of Gok Wan before, is there meat in that, you know like a pie?