Bastareaud is a lying bastard

Mathieu Bastareaud, the French Player who claimed he got attacked has admitted to making the story up and in fact, was blind drunk, fell over a table in his hotel room, and hurt his cheekbone.

There are two points I wish to make.

Firstly, the police should have picked up on the fact that Bastareaud’s three wtinesses to the attack were Jim Beam, Johnny Walker and Jack Daniels.

Secondly, the NZRU should interview the table on how to tackle French rugby players.

As an aside I was drinking (yes it hurts) last night with some friends in Wellington and the dirty little secret about all this was supposedly it was gay gang-bang gone wrong. Perhaps Bast-bang-bang wouldn’t swallow and so copped a facial.