David Bain Jokes

They have been coming in in dribs and drabs, time for a post.

What did David Bain say when he went into KFC?
God I could murder a family pack

After golf on Sunday, his defence lawyer said “How many did you shoot David?” He said 5. The defence lawyer said “5? I thought you shot par?” “No” said David. “He shot himself”

The new David Bain drinking game: take a news paper and run around the block, go inside and have a shot in each room!

Q. What do you call the fact that David had injuries consistent with a struggle, a glasses lens found in his brothers room, blood on his clothes and his fingerprints on the rifle?
A. A coincidence.

Q. What do you call a sycophantic Bain supporter sitting in Joe Karam’s jaquizzi?
A. Juror #7

I’m going to make like David Bain and shoot home.

What would it take for a Bain family reunion? Just one bullet..

David Bain was pleased with the outcome of his trial, but was pissed off at the lack of family support

David Bain has a job lined up as a photographer, he’s going to specialise in family shots

David Bain has been selected for the All Blacks in place of Richard Kahui on the wing. He’s not very fast but he’ll leave the first-five for dead.

David Bain should play for the All Blacks in the vacant number ten spot.  He’d the leave the other first-five for dead.