Silly First Name Syndrome has struck again

I’ve said it many times, bad things happen to people or those in contact with people who have Silly First Names. The syndrome of which i am a leading expert, has again been found in West Auckland.

The man accused of raping a 13 year-old girl in the Auckland suburb of Waterview can now be named.

He is Aukustino Faatafa, 34, of Massey.

Faatafa is charged with abducting, drugging and raping a 13-year-old girl in April.

He is also charged with intent to facilitate sexual violation through stupefying the girl and making her incapable of resistance, by forcing her to smoke cannabis.

When will the mayhem end, when will the authories act to prevent such crimes by lacin all people who have contracted Silly First Name Syndrome into a monitorin programme.