EXCLUSIVE: Whaleoil reveals secret new Chrisco Hamper offering

Spies from within the struggling hamper company Chrisco have forwarded to me the proposed “special” package that Chrisco will be offering to clients of their new brothel distribution network.

The sources say that the tentative slogan is to be “More Bang for your Buck”. Other packages suggested are the “Christmas Humper” and “Juicy Humper”, “Box Full of Tricks” and “Booty Call”.

The working girl’s package is to be named “Ho, ho, ho”. Renee’s Special Package as she mentioned is probably one of those and includes a free “Love Boat” cruise on B&D Cruises (no longer a family affair) formerly known P&O.

Here is a sneak preview of the new “Brothel” Chrisco catalogue.