Slaughter on Campus

Whaleoil spies have reported back with pleasing news.

A slaughter has taken place on the University of Auckland campus as a part of the AUSA election.

But don’t worry, it was our side that did the killings.

9 out of 11 positions up for grabs in the AUSA elections have indeed been grabbed by good people, while Princes Street Labour have been brought to their knees – wiped out in fact.

Adding insult to grievous bodily harm is the news that the Voluntary Student Union Membership bill has been drawn.

All in all, a good day for the centre-right padawan. Here’s to the great year ahead!