Labour loonies on making friends with foreigners

Chris Carter really is a pedantic poof. He posted this press release which waffles on and on. A shorter more meaningful Chris Carter in press release to Angela Merkel would be:

“I am from Labour. We want to congratulate you Madame Chancellor. You are a woman. This is good. But it would have been better if the SPD won instead.”

What on earth would Germany’s embassy convey to Merkel? Let’s imagine the reply from Merkel back to Carter.

“Thanks. I am a woman. That is good. I hear your balls are squeezed into a lemon shape for games. ?Best, Angela”