Silly First Name Syndrome strikes Ritchie family

If it was at all possible I would take out a life insurance policy on Nicole Ritchie’s new baby, in fact it may pay better if you could take it out on the whole family. Simply because she has doomed the family to tragedy sometime in the future with the naming of her child.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are parents of a newborn baby boy.

Richie says on her website that Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born early yesterday.

Sparrow, who weighed 7 pounds, 14 ounces (3.6 kilograms), is the second child for Richie and Madden. Their daughter, Harlow, will be 2 in January.

There is going to tears from this you can be sure of that.

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