OMG! Dad recruited the Anti-Christ

David Farrar has pointed to a blog post at the Dunedin School Blog.They assert that John Key is the Anti-Christ and provide biblical proof of their assertions. That means my Dad is the one who recruited the Anti-Christ to National and that The Standard were right all along.

Their ten proofs are:

  1. He has been to the south and east as prophesied in Daniel 8:9-12
  2. He has spoken arrogant words
  3. He has risen to the top quickly
  4. He has spoken against God with the anti-smacking law
  5. The merchants from the Earth will prosper from the Anti-Christ and he is a former merchant banker
  6. He joined the National Party in 1998, and 1998 is 666?3.
  7. The Anti-Christ will be different from his predecessors
  8. He will be called the Messiah, which means he must have Jewish blood ? which he does have.
  9. He will be miraculously healed ? and didn?t his arm heal quickly
  10. His video blog is erecting a living image of him

They conclude that the chance of this all happening randomly is 1 in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, so John Key is definitely the Anti-Christ.

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