A good Aussie Joke

At a ?national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, ?the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South ?Australia) found themselves sitting at ?the same table for ?lunch.
When the ?waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of ?Tooheys said without hesitation, “I’ll have a Tooheys ?New.”
The ?head of Carlton & United smiled and said, ?Make mine a ?VB.”
To which ?the boss of Coopers rejoined, “I’ll have a Coopers, the King ?of Beers.”
And ?the bloke from Cascade asked for “a Cascade, the cleanest ?draught on ?the planet.”
The General ?Manager of XXXX paused a moment and then placed his order: ??”I’ll have a Diet ?Coke.”
The ?others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new ?head.
“Well,? ?he said with a shrug, ?if you poofters aren’t drinking beer, ?then neither will ?I.”

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