CLIMATEGATE – Key Caves and Goes to Carbonhagen

John Key has the spine of a jelly-fish. He has caved to greenie pressure and decided to burn masses of carbon to attend a photo opportunity in Carbonhagen.

Despite the mounting evidence of a global fraud perpetrated by so-called scientists he is heading off to watch the Chinese and Indian’s flip the bird to the rest of the world.

He will be standing there waving a piece of paper, Chamberlain like,? saying “but, but, but, we have an ETS”, looking like the token retard who wipes tables at McDonalds getting upset at the local bullies teasing him.

The huge irony of Carbonhagen is that Hans Christian Anderson the writer of fairy-tales lived most of his life in Carbonhagen. Speaking of additional irony how about this.

Danes caught fiddling their carbon credits. (Hat tip: Philip Stott) Carbon trading is the Emperor?s New Clothes of international finance. It was invented by none other than Ken Lay, whose Enron would currently be one of the prime beneficiaries in the global alternative energy market, if it hadn?t been shown to be (nearly) as fraudulent as the current AGW scam. It is a licence to fleece, cheat and rob. Still, jolly embarrassing for the Danes to get caught red handed, what with their hosting a conference shortly in which the world?s leaders will try, straight-faced, to persuade us that carbon emissions trading is the only viable way of defeating ManBearPig.

It is a fucking, complete farce. I’m off to draft a letter of resignation now. My talents are best used elsewhere.