For a moment there I thought all my dreams had come true

When I saw the headline, my heart was a flutter. Could it be? Was it finally true? Had a loyal Kiwi finally had enough and managed to stab Helen Clark through her incredibly shriveled heart.

But alas, I was mistaken, it is a story about some soft-cock nancy townies being upset at driving past a homekill truck and operator as it was eviscerating a carcass in a rural area.

Roadside butchery of beast shocks pair - Pity it wasn't Clark

Roadside butchery of beast shocks pair - Pity it wasn't Clark

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