Damn Hedgehogs

My neighbour is a dear old duck but her ability to keep her garden has way passed her physical well-being. Accordingly we have a jungle next door and an endles uspply of hedgehogs trespassing.

The dumb mutt also like the pleasure that hedgehogs give her, though she is a little slow at working out they have spines and curl into a ball necessitating her barking and flicking it around the yeard….at 2 am!

So how the hell do you kill hedgehogs? I was thinking of napalming the neighbour’s garden.

I am officially over the hedgehog’s and the kids are fond of the dumb mutt so taking her to a farm to dig a deep hole is out of the question.