Here's to you Mrs Robinson

This story has hit the press in Ireland and caused a massive scandal, with demands of the resignations of Peter Robinson, who’s wife Iris Robinson, has palyed dutiful wife and committed Christian, quoting scripture and denouncing the sexual immorality of others. And now it has been revealed that she is actually “Hussy” Iris the woman who walks on the wild side, takes a teenage lover, and craves the forbidden fruit.

“Tiger” Mallard will have to just suck it up now, there is no way he has done a teenage girl, her mother and a fellow MP in front of security forces. Or maybe he has and he can give the good oil to the Whale.

There is now a Facebook page and group trying to get the iconic song Mrs Robinson – made famous by the 1960’s hit The Graduate – to number 1 in next Sunday’s chart in honour of Northern Ireland’s disgraced first lady, Iris Robinson.