Now we know what Clayton is up to

“Creepy” Claytion Cosgrove has gone to ground in recent weeks. Last year he copped regular floggings from Crusher Collins in the House and over the Christmas break The Whale’s spies told him he was looking elsewhere for remuneration and thinking of stepping over “Patsy” Dalziel’s comatose body and standing for Mayor of Christchurch.

We have now however been leaked an email which shows his true role in life, that of lickspittle and dribble wiper to Mike Moore. Clearly amongst the other faculties that are gradually receding from the former short term prime minister are the faculties of typing. But then who needs a typist when you “Creepy” Clayton wiping up your dribble and licking the spit from your handkerchief to crawl and fawn for you.

Creepy Clayton Cosgrove sends emails for Mike Moore

Creepy Clayton Cosgrove sends emails for Mike Moore

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