Reason #12356 for Quitting Brownies

The Mini-me (9.75 y.o.) of my friend of 18 years, affectionately known as Retard (well she calls me Poodle-Head, so!), gave me this reason for quitting Brownies. Massive ups to her for originality.

I quit because I wasn’t allowed to fart

BTW she can arm fart and knee fart like an expert.