Scientific proof

If you want to be safe in the water from shark attacks you have to die your hair orange. It may even help to use that instant tanning lotion that body-builders use that turn their orange.

A man kite surfing off a Florida beach died Wednesday after being surrounded and attacked by sharks. WOBH has obtained a photo of the man and he has brown hair. This categorically proves that if you want to go swimming with sharks you are genetically more able to survive a shark attack if you are a Ginga.