Anyone want a crack at Tamaki's ring?

One of Brian Tamaki’s Covenent boys will be in trouble when he turns up the next church service spontaneous adulation declaration of Imperator in the field conferring of the Grass Crown Cult Meeting. He is missing his Caesar’s Brian Tamaki’s Covenant Ring.

Some one has found it though and it is for sale on Trademe with all the hilarious comments that go along with it. Density Church is horrified.

It is amazing the idolatry that the Destiny Church is placing in a silly ring. James 2:1-4 shows precisely how foreign the covenant ring is, it is creating favouritism to wearers.

1My brothers, as believers in our glorious Lord Jesus Christ, don’t show favoritism. 2Suppose a man comes into your meeting wearing a gold ring and fine clothes, and a poor man in shabby clothes also comes in. 3If you show special attention to the man wearing fine clothes and say, “Here’s a good seat for you,” but say to the poor man, “You stand there” or “Sit on the floor by my feet,” 4have you not discriminated among yourselves and become judges with evil thoughts?

If 2 Peter:17-19 doesn’t describe Brian Tamaki and the Density Church then I don’t know what does.

17These men are springs without water and mists driven by a storm. Blackest darkness is reserved for them. 18For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful desires of sinful human nature, they entice people who are just escaping from those who live in error. 19They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of depravity?for a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.