Charlie Shovel hates kids, pisses off blogger

In a display that would make Elton John blush, Charlie “Gladys” Shovel, was witnessed by and undercover member of the Whaleoil Army, – Special Operations Group throwing a tanty of epic proportions against the SOG Operative’s own children.

The flight takes off, my kids make a bit of noise. The usual kid stuff, no one blinks( except a muffled rumbling behind … 3F) My kids can perform, you may have heard them! But tonight they were fine. The odd squawk a few yells and disagreements but nothing that your average person on a short domestic flight could dismiss undercover of an insipid tea, a packet of crisps and a magazine.

Not 3F (MR CHARLES CHAUVEL LABOUR LIST MP). 20 minutes into the flight I hear the first, hissed,,,,,”Will you just shut up!” This I think was directed at my 2 year old in row 1. I hear it well given my position. I think he doesn’t realise that that object of his ire has a father directly in front.

I let it go. I had been thinking that had 3F been sitting beside me it would have been fascinating to talk with respect to some issues (ETS EFA and Ohariu), I changed my mind.

40 minutes a more vocal…..”Will you just shut up!”

At this point I got angry and sarcastically told my kids to be quiet as there were very important men behind us who needed their peace.

We start to land when my 2 year old gets some ear pain and cries. A bit like a baby, not to intense. At this point 3F lets out his true feelings and prejudices as he turns to his friend in 3E and says……..” I DONT KNOW WHY THEY LET THEM UP THERE”

At this juncture I lean to my wife for advice as the rage rises, as I feel that things could turn ugly. She tells me to let it go and blog about it rather than confront the slime.

I do.

Oh dear, throwing tantys in full view of a blogger, who’s kids Gladys was abusing. You just never know who you are going to sit beside.

Some Points to Mr Chauvel in 3 F.

The “them” you refer to, is me, the voter.

I vote in Ohariu.

I paid for my seat….did you?

Those children you despise, will probably pay for your superannuation.

And Lastly Mr Chauvel in 3 F, I pay your salary, I would prefer it if you and your friend did not verbally abuse my 2 year old in front of my 3 year old.

I have no reason to construct this. This is what happened. This is how a Labour front bencher acted in public, when his party is on 30% in the polls, when the accusations of “out of touch” are still ripe and the electorate is still trying to digest the “many but the few” mantra.

The only impression we get from this is that the elite few in Labour are the ones that get …and the rest can get to the back of the plane.

Oh dear and he was of his electorate voters, with a blog who is now pissed off, who is also mates with The Whale. Well fucked I’ll say.

At this point I would like to apologise for inflicting Gladys on the taxpayer. Back in the 80’s Gladys attended Auckland Grammar for just one term. It seems he had his lisp and affectations back them and was mercilessly beaten daily for his troubles, probably with me included though I can’t actually remember. He wasn’t popular at Tibbs House either where the beatings continued through the night. o on behalf of the all the Grammar old boys who sent Gladys packing I apologise for so scaring his life that he became a Labour List MP, the lowest of the scum.