Twyford victim of conspiracy

Last night Phil “Gary” Twyford expressed his frustration about not getting selected anywhere for Labour. I mean how could he even think that such a thing was possible. He is white, male and heterosexual.

It all started with Twyford’s comment about the Clown of Campbells Bay;

Twyford sticks up for the Clown

Twyford sticks up for the Clown

For old Twyford, even the drunk mad mayor of the North Shore has managed to get himself elected. Not “Gary”, nope. Cactus then sees and opening for a bit of mischief.

Cactus puts the shiv in

Cactus puts the shiv in

Fair question, as the Left always think there is a conspiracy everywhere, the sad part for Phil Twyford is that he is sticking up for a drunk liar.

Some lefty bint sticks up for "Gary"

Some lefty twat sticks up for "Gary" and Cactus goes for the set up

Then “Gary” makes the issue of why he has no electorate and is doomed to be the most hated of MPs delivered under the MMP system, a List MP.

Lefty bint sticks up for Twford, then Twyford twists the shiv

Lefty bint sticks up for Twford, then Twyford twists the shiv

And there folks is why Phil “Gary” Twyford is opposition Spokesman for the Homeless. To paraphrase John Lennon – Give Phil a Seat.

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