Where was the the "significant" announcment?

On behalf of? readers of Whale Oil Beef Hooked I’d like to thank the Mad Mayor of North Shore for deciding to run in the Super City elections, It will be an extreme pleasure to spike his campaign with big billboards in his area with stills of him stumbling down Hurstmere Road with caption like, “Don’t Let a Clown Piss All Over You”.

Meanwhile in his statement to the press today he tells us yet another story, he has told so many (Is it 6 stories now?) it is hard to reconcile any of? it as being truthful. I notice he made his statement right beside the tree he pissed on.

He is an embarrassment and his apology was pathetic.

Support had poured in from across the country after the reports and the episode showed he was a “good Kiwi bloke”, he said.

“I’m sorry. I apologise and it will not happen again,” Mr Williams said.

“I just apologise that women can’t have the same opportunity.”

Likely story, and what is he saying that Women should be able to piss on trees too? Does the fool know it is an offense under the Summary Offences Act 1981, S32;

32 Excreting in public place
  1. Every person is liable to a fine not exceeding $200 who urinates or defecates in any public place other than a public lavatory.
  2. It is a defence in a prosecution under this section if the defendant proves that he had reasonable grounds for believing that he would not be observed.

Who does this guy think he is, laughing in the face of the law? He really is a fucking clown.

The restaurant’s owner, Dominique Parat, said Mr Williams had shared two bottles of wine between four people over four hours and there had been no problem “whatsoever”.

Well of course he is going to say that isn’t he, his liquor license is at stake. The Clown has used the same old hoary argument that it is all an Vast Right Wing conspiracy to attack him. He is seriously deluded. He is the one who has lied six times, he is the one who can’t get his stories straight, he is the one sending drunk emails, he is the one drunk texting, he is the one guzzling wine for 10 hours straight. Where precisely is the secret cabal of people torturing him into doing these things?

His first reaction is always to lie;

Mr Williams initially denied he had sent texts so late, producing four months of phone logs showing that the latest text sent to Mr Key had been at 12.17am on Wednesday, September 16, 2009, when Parliament was debating the second Auckland Bill under urgency and Parliament sat until midnight.

“Act is in behind this,” he told Close Up. “They do not like what I’m doing to Rodney Hide. I’m putting pressure on Rodney Hide, as a result the messenger gets shot.”

What! I can’t believe that repeaters let him get away with this crap? It is now ACT sending his texts for him, when it has been proven that his denials were as false as his sobriety.

His closing statement are unbelievable, he is blaming women diners at GPK in particular and women in general for his public and illegal urination. The man has no shame, he is treating this as a big joke. I suppose being a clown he has to.

I’d love to see him sue Jonathan Marshall and the SST, they must be panting in anticipation so they can present even more evidence in court.

The Whale has also been given a sneak preview of Andrew Williams campaign song.