A Zoot Suit for Simon Bridges?

A Zoot Suit for Simon BridgesSimon?Bridges?local hire centre is providing a Zoot Suit that would be ideal for him to wear at the National Party 1930?s themed dinner.

Simon is known to be rather popular with the ladies, and a bit of a camera hog so he might be able to deflect all the attention that the silly old white people dressed in depression era clothes dancing badly will otherwise get. A man of his standing gets few opportunities to wear a zoot suit these days.

Why is the National Party so stupid that they don?t see this unbelievably stupid idea will only end up in negative press less than 4 months out from the election

And why hasn?t anyone had a bit more empathy with Captain Panic Pants and what he is going through worrying about the unhelpful drama?