Trevor Mallard talks big on cycling. I accepted his challenge, but when I counter challenged he bloused out.

He isn’t prepared to glove up and step in the ring to fight The Whale but seems quite happy to glove up and box a short arse.

Still at least we know the result of the fight with Quinn. Mallard was floored, just like he will be on 21 August when I leave him in my dust on the streets of Pakuranga.

He really should put something serious on the line, like his political career.