Now Carmel's more real campaign is doomed

Sue Bradford will split the vote as she is even more real than Carmel Sepuloni, meaning the least real Paula Bennett will win easily thanks to her pig hunting, hard work and tart cart.

This must be really disappointing for the more real Carmel Sepuloni.

She would never have thought she would be competing against an even more real woman like Sue Bradford who has been a lot more real for a lot more years.

With Labour’s current poll ratings the Septic Tank is unlikely to get back in.