Whaleoil Awards – Worst Politician

Ok the nominations are in for the Worst Politician of 2011:

Don Brash – for sheer amount of money he wasted alone.

Sue Moroney – The only thing she wins at is losing. She’d lose her carkeys if it was a competition. Any Nat MP wishes, nay, prays that Moroney is their opposition, because when she is their majority increases massively, this is known as “The Moroney Effect”

Carmel Sepuloni – She isn’t known as the Septic Tank for no reason.

Darien Fenton – already the winner of Worst SMOG, she epitomises the nastiness of labour. Her attack on the Mad Butcher in the middle of the election campaign just shows how truly nasty she is.

Trevor Mallard – an inept campaign strategist and a man who when given the chance of speaking always utter a lie as his first option. This veteran trougher will have to be more creative in rorting his parliamentary expenses carting his sad, crippled, arse around the various sports venues in order to blag a root from?desperate?women.

Simon Power – known as FIGJAM, he is singularly responsible for the retention if MMP with his numpty referendum set-up. He bollocksed up several?law?changes and needed to call on Judith Collins when he lost the bottle to do truly meaningful things in Justice. The mark of his ineffectiveness for National was all the love showered on him by labour when he was leaving. FFS, David Shearer even mentioned him in his yawn-fest address in reply debate.

You all get two votes on this because there is so much mediocrity, nasty.

Worst politician

  • Darien Fenton - Mad Butcher attack and general nastiness (34%, 238 Votes)
  • Carmel Sepuloni - she isn't called Septic Tank for nothing (17%, 120 Votes)
  • Don Brash - the coup, and tanking Act (16%, 110 Votes)
  • Trevor Mallard - lies as a first option (13%, 90 Votes)
  • Sue Moroney - the Moroney Effect (11%, 75 Votes)
  • Simon Power - FIGJAM, MMP, and hopeless law changes (9%, 65 Votes)

Total Voters: 466

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