Yes, Soccer is Gay

? NZ Herald

Always has been, always will be, soccer is gay, especially when they do this shit:

Auckland soccer organisers have been accused of “living in cloud cuckoo land” after allowing children’s teams to share championship titles.

Children’s football teams will be crowned joint championship winners rather than being separated by goal difference in the traditional way.

The rule has been labelled a nonsense by a parent and slammed as ridiculous by one of the game’s stalwarts.

Removing goal difference meant stronger teams could start different players or take other measures against weak teams without being punished, he said.

“We try to stop teams going out and thrashing other teams, like 20-nil every week. It’s just to do enough to win, basically.”

But one parent whose 11-year-old son plays soccer said the rule was unfair and punished success.