What would National get for a pig hunt with Paula?

The pommy tory party has managed to auction off shoe shopping with Theresa May for an awful lot of money.

A mystery bidder paid more than ?17,500 for a shoe shopping trip with Theresa May at Tory’s annual Black and White fund-raising dinner.

The dinner raised far in excess of its ?3million target and was hailed as one of the most successful fund-raising events in the party’s history.

The opportunity to go shoe-shopping with the Home Secretary, which included tea and a ?500 voucher for store in Bond Street, central London, was one of the star lots and bidding continued until after midnight. Mrs May is renowned for her leopard-print kitten heels and diamante patent brogues.

National should think of selling something similar with fashion maven Nicky Wagner who is known for her dress sense.

Or they could auction off a pig hunt with Paula Bennett who is known as a good keen woman and pretty handy with a pig sticker.

Alternatively they could auction off a manicure, pedicure and sun-bed session with the diminutive Police minister Michael Woodhouse…he could even show people where he buys his lift shoes from.

Michael Woodhouse having his eyebrows trimmed

Michael Woodhouse having his eyebrows trimmed

– The Telegraph

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