Crazy Cat Lady hired for NSW Labor campaign

If you thought the Internet Party and their stupid attempts at creating memes for an election was cringe-worthy, wait until you see what NSW Labor are doing for their campaign.

It appears they have hired the crazy cat lady for all their promotion work.

Tim Blair writes:

?Want to know what NSW would look like under a Labor government?? asks Piers Akerman. Well, according to the Kitty Litter Party?s latest online election campaign ads, it?ll look like a bunch of cats:

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There are one or two issues here ? primarily that any adorable prayer kitten detected within a national park would probably be identified as an introduced-species invader and shot.

Prayer kitty is just the start of the KLP?s feline-based election strategy. Labor is loaded with more cats than The Simpsons?crazy cat lady:

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That isn?t a laughing cat. It?s a yawning cat, such as you?d find in any KLP household where tormented pets have to cope with Leunig calendars, yellow dog cartoons and Wil Anderson downloads.

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Like many KLP voters, grumpy cat contributes less than he is paid. He?s a Labor bureau-cat.

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Five minutes after this touching photograph, baby kitty was eaten.

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Shocking? Not to Bob Catt ? er, Bob Carr ? it isn?t.

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They were probably thinking cats wouldn?t enrol at TAFE. A reasonable assumption, all things considered.

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No matter what direction is taken by electricity prices, you?ll just keep on being a cat. A flat-headed, earless, monster-clawed atrocity of a cat. But Labor?s election campaign isn?t entirely cat-based.

I wonder how long it will be until Labour adopts this strategy here.

 

-?The Telegraph

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