Green Taliban Bill to protect Bigfoot

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Seriously, you can?t make this stuff up.

Green Taliban MP Mojo Mathers has a Supplementary Order Paper #47 to the Animal Welfare Amendment Bill that looks like being debated today. ?

Now MPs can come up with – and do come up with amendments to Bills all the time. But for the most part, their colleagues have a quiet word when they realise some ideas are plainly out of this world.

But as the Green Taliban are racing around trying to elect a new co-leader, they obviously have more important things on their hands than worrying about legislation.

For Mojo Mathers, this is the biggest issue of the day.

Now I don?t know about you but I can?t recall seeing gorillas, orangutans, or chimpanzees roaming the streets or forests of New Zealand.

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Maybe Mojo has been watching too many episodes of Animal Planet?s Finding Bigfoot, and is deeply concerned some non-human hominid is roaming the deep, dark forests of Fiordland and will cop some lead from a hunter?

What a waste of Parliamentary time.

 

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