Penis captivus and Kim Dotcom

Some stories are just too much fun not to highlight

Police had to be called in to restore order after a crowd gathered to see a cheating wife and her lover locked together during sex after the rumour spread that her husband had asked a witch doctor to put a curse on her private parts.

And although medical experts say the embarrassing experience was more likely a case of ‘penis captivus’, in which the woman’s vagina had contracted too much and trapped the man’s penis, they were unable to stop the rumour and the mob had quickly assembled.

Local media said that unfaithful Sasha Ngema, 34, had reportedly been romping with toyboy Sol Qoboza, 22, at a rented apartment in the city of Johannesburg in South Africa while her husband was away on business.

Perhaps Kim Dotcom could get a witch doctor to put a curse on Mona’s private parts? ?

According to the story that spread like wildfire through the neighbourhood, they found they could not separate afterwards apparently because suspicious hubby Neill, 42, had gone to a witch doctor who put the curse on his wife’s private parts before he left.

The spell, known as a muthi, is designed to make sure that if someone other than the husband tries to have sex with the woman in question, he will remain stuck until the husband returns to extract his revenge.

The shocked couple began calling for help, which soon turned into screams as they became more desperate for him to withdraw, according to local media.

Neighbour Priscilla Ndlovu, 34, said: ‘At first I thought it was just the screams of sexual pleasure, but it turned out to be screams for help.

‘I knocked on the door to see if everything was OK, and when I went in I saw him lying on top of her sobbing as she screamed to be freed.’

News of the curse quickly spread and by the time police arrived over 2,000 people had swarmed onto the street outside the apartment block demanding to see the cheating couple.

A police spokesman said: ‘We had to use pepper spray to disperse the crowd as they refused to leave and were causing huge problems.’

A crowd of 2000 people. ?Definitely Dotcom’s sort of style.

The couple were reportedly taken away by an ambulance that had been called to the scene.

It took the pair to a local hospital but local magic specialist Sangoma Mathabo Mofokeng said: ‘No one will be able to separate them until the woman’s husband comes back.’

Magic Specialist Mr MOFOKENG.

Awesome.

Let it not be said I wish ill will on Kim Dotcom. ?After all, having the Mrs flaunt her teenage toyboy around town shouldn’t even happen to you. ?So here you go, care of me:

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– Daily Mail

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