Muhammad’s Believe It or Not should be a TV Show


I come across so many unbelievable true stories about the ideology of Islam that a TV show should be made about it. It would be an Islamic version of the popular Ripley’s Believe It or Not.

Episode one would be about the tampon that stole a Muslim girl’s virginity:

Mother Sues Tampon Company for ?Stealing? Daughter?s Virginity

Mother Sues Tampon Company for ?Stealing? Daughter?s Virginity

Twin Falls, ID | An Idaho woman is suing the Kotex company for $1.4 million dollars after she claims one of her daughters lost her virginity while using a tampon.

The family?s attorney claims the product?s packaging did not issue any warning about the possibility of losing one?s own virginity while using the product.

?Why is there no warning that a women?s hymen can be broken when the tampon is inserted into the vaginal region? This is the question we ask? explained Ben Ali Mufta, the family attorney. ?The breaking of the hymen and resulting loss of virginity of my client?s daughter will have dire consequences for this young girl for the rest of her life,? he told local reporters. ?This is a tragedy that could have been easily prevented had the company taken its responsibilities,? he acknowledged yesterday.

The breaking of the hymen and resulting loss of virginity will have dire consequences for the young girl, believes family attorney, Ben Ali Mufta

Yes dire, if you are forced to follow a barbaric ideology that allows sex with goats as long as you slaughter them afterwards but calls a girl defiled if she uses a tampon. On the bright side, if she can no longer be married she is no longer in any danger of becoming a child bride. More worrying is what her family might do to her now that she is considered tainted goods. Honor killing happens in Western countries all the time for lesser so-called crimes.


A distressed mother

Fatima Ushban, mother of five and recently immigrated from Bangladesh, believes the company has tarnished her young daughter?s body.

?Who will want of my daughter now? Her body has been defiled, she is dirty!? she told local reporters in tears. ?What will I do with her? Who will want to marry her now?? she asks about her 11-year-old daughter, visibly distraught by the whole affair.

An offensive gesture

Local imam, Yasaf Budut, claims the use of tampons is not allowed by Islamic law.

?All forms of masturbation are prohibited by Islamic law,? he acknowledges. ?It is offensive to have this cotton inserted fully in the internal part of the vagina, because it resembles masturbation,? he explains. ?The Quran is clear about this: make not your own hands contribute to your own destruction,? he warns, in hope that other young women will avoid such ?dangerous and immoral? practices.

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Local imam, Yasaf Budut, claims the use of tampons is prohibited by Islamic law because it ressembles masturbation

Although the breaking of the hymen is usually believed to occur during a first sexual contact, the hymen of a woman may be broken in many ways: Injury, accident, playing sports, riding a bicycle, penetration of any sort such as a medical examination, use of tampons, or a douche, admit experts.