An example of shameless self-promotion using a tactical kitten

Here at Whaleoil we have enlisted the help of a military kitten.

The Whaleoil kitten wants to help you sign up.

Rub the kitten’s belly to subscribe to Whaleoil.


Waaaaaait you forgot to rub my belly come baaaack


Every time a reader subscribes the sad little kitten will be given a cuddle.