This sheila needs to watch the Fosters video on feng shui

So desperate for content over the holiday period, the NZ Herald is cut/pasting content straight from Daily Mail.

The latest is an article about feng shui.

If you’re wondering if this will be the year when you’ll find love or finally get that promotion, the answer could lie in the year you were born.

As the New Year begins Feng Shui expert Sarah McAllister of The Feng Shui Agency will be using the Chinese Zodiac to draw up bespoke cures for her clients’ issues.

And now she has shared with the?Daily Mail?the predictions she’ll be using to create those solutions, according to the 12 signs of Chinses astrology.

Unlike Western astrology, each sign lasts for a whole year and each year takes the name of an animal whose characteristics colour and influence everything that happens for the next 12 months.

This is the Year Of The Dog, signalling a fortunate 12 months ahead for most of those born in 1935, 1947, 1959, Jan 1971, 1982, 1994 and 2006.

Those born in 1966 under the sign of the horse or in 1975 under the rabbit are advised to see their doctor as they may find themselves easily worn out by the demands of the year, while those born in the year of The Sheep are set for a boost in health and wellbeing.

Yeah whatever…this dopey sheila needs to watch the Fosters ad.

By the way…I’m a Monkey.

 

-NZ Herald

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