Comedy Corner: Non PC jokes guaranteed to offend


I don’t tell sexist jokes at parties anymore. They’re too complicated for women.

So a wife is yelling at her husband to get out of the house… “I hate you, I want a divorce! Get out!”

As he walks out the door she screams: “I hope you die a slow and painful death!”

The guy says: “So hang on a minute, now you want me to stay?”