Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend




A man gets pulled over on the motorway for speeding
The policeman says ?I just need a few details from you, your name please??
The man says- ?John Brown?
The policeman asks ?and your occupation??
The man says I’m a rectum stretcher?
The policeman asks ?what exactly is that??
The?man says ?well first I put a finger in a rectum, then two, then work all the way to a fist and stretch the arse till its six-foot!?
The?policeman asks ?what the hell do you do with a six foot arsehole??
The man replies ?give it a uniform and a speedgun??