Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

1. What?s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We?re closed.

3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.

4. What?s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.

5. What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
The man.

6. Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they?re used to eating nuts.

7. What?s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.