And they say it with such a straight face

A recent British Antarctic snowfall study reports:

Over the past century, the Antarctic has gone from being a vast Terra Incognita to a continent-sized ticking time bomb: according to NASA, Antarctica has lost “approximately 125 gigatons of ice per year [between 2002 and 2016], causing global sea level to rise by 0.35 millimeters per year.” end of quote.

Wow! 125 billion tonnes per year, every year!

The wonderful world wide web of wisdom claims that the total amount of ice in Antarctica is 27 million billion tonnes.

Golly gosh, that is 0.0005% disappearing each year. At that rate, it will all be gone in just 200,000 years.

Well, I’m not going to worry about the penguins missing their ice because the sea level rise will kill me long before then. If I go and stand on the seashore, that 0.35 mm/year rate of sea level rise means I will drown in just 5,371 years, so no worries. (I suppose I could move to higher ground: now, that’s a thought.) Quote:

If global temperatures continue to rise, Antarctica’s melting glaciers will cause the oceans to rise, as well as drastic changes in climate. However, new research by British Antarctic Survey shows that Antarctica paradoxically saw a 10 percent increase in snowfall over the last 200 years.

The research comes from 79 ice core samples collected across the continent, and the estimated increase in snow represents about 272 gigatons of water. end of quote.

Wait, what? We lost 125 gigatons of ice but gained 272 gigatons of snow?? So explain to me why I should stop driving my SUV and buy a Nissan Leaf. Quote:

“There is an urgent need to understand the contribution of Antarctic ice to sea-level rise and we use a number of techniques to determine the balance between snowfall and ice loss,” said lead author on the study, Dr. Liz Thomas.

“When ice loss is not replenished by snowfall then sea level rises…Our new results show a significant change in the surface mass balance [from snowfall] during the 20th century. The largest contribution is from the Antarctic Peninsula, where the annual average snowfall during the first decade of the 21st century is 10 percent higher than at the same period in the 19th century.”

The increase in snowfall doesn’t contradict previous estimates of ice loss around Antarctica’s coast, but it does make the picture more complicated. End of quote.

Our numbers may not have been correct, but that does not mean that they were wrong … it’s complicated: you probably wouldn’t understand so best leave it to the experts, OK? Quote:

Previous climate change models, proposed in 2013, predicted that global sea levels would rise by a metre by the year 2100 due in part to melting Antarctic ice, but those estimates have proven to be flawed. End of quote.

Nooooo, tell me it isn’t so.? Climate scientists predictions and models are flawed?? I find that very hard to believe, I mean, every other climate science prediction has been proven right, hasn’t it? Quote:

Dr Thomas echoes the advice of Tim Naish, who acknowledged that the Antarctic is an important factor in climate change, but still a poorly understood one:

“There is an international effort to create computer simulations of future sea-level rise in a warming world. It is complex and challenging for scientists to fully understand and interpret changes in the ice that we see happening today. We know that the two major influencers affecting change?the mass gain (from snowfall) and the mass loss (from melt)?are acting differently from one another. Our new findings take us a step towards improving our knowledge and understanding.”

Hopefully, scientists will achieve a better understanding within the next few decades?humanity’s future may depend on it. End of quote.

But, but, wasn’t the science settled years ago? I am pretty sure I remember Al Gore telling Congress in March 2007 that “the science is settled” and, clearly, it has remained settled for a long time as Al Gore tweeted on 23 July 2013 “The science is settled. The data is clear.”

I do really hope the?scientists will achieve a better understanding within the next few decades as their current lack of understanding is costing New Zealanders $1.4 billion per year.