Whaleoil exclusive: Phil’s secret tram trials revealed.

Away from the prying eyes of the media, secret trials of the Dominion Rd tram are underway.

Because oil and gas exploration has been banned and electric vehicles will take all the currently available non-hydrocarbon generation capacity, new green technologies are being trialled.

Given the solid?support for the project from Phil T and Phil G, it has been decided that phillies will be used to provide the motive power, as they have an acceptable carbon hoofprint.

Whaleoil’s special investigative reporter sneaked through the cordon and managed to snap this exclusive picture of the trials underway in a secret location out in the countryside.

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