Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

Welcome to politically incorrect Comedy corner: the one place on Whaleoil where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post.

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Swimming Is Prohibited
Officer: madam swimming is
prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why didn?t you tell me
when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that?s not prohibited.

How do you know an asian broke into your house?
Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, your dog is in the oven, and he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Here’s a joke a friend told me:
So there’s a man and a woman in a bar and the man turns to the woman and says “Hey, I’ve got this magic water that can make me fly.” Then the woman says “I don’t believe you. Show me.”
So the man downs a magic water and gets on the top of the roof, jumps off, and flies?back on. The woman says “Wow! Do that again!”
And so the man goes back downstairs to drink another magic water, gets back on the roof, jumps off, flies back on. The woman says
“Whoa! I gotta try that for myself!” The woman goes downstairs, asks the bar tender for some magic water, drinks it, gets on the roof, jumps off, and dies.

When the man comes back downstairs the bar tender says to him,
“You know Super Man, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk.”